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March 24, 2004

Optimus Prime

Optimus Prime!
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
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I am Optimus Prime!

Vast, red and ready to turn into a lorry at the slightest provocation, you are a robot to be reckoned with. Although sickeningly noble, you just can't resist a good interplanetary war, especially when Orson Welles is involved. You have friends who can shoot tapes from their chests. Tapes that turn into panthers. And other friends who are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs who jump out of planes. Will you have my children?

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Posted March 24, 2004 07:29 AM | life generally


I'm Robocop-- "... an abstract, almost random concept of duty and honour..."

Posted by: justin at March 24, 2004 10:09 AM

How right is this...?

I AM MEGAZORD! Look at me—I'm made of dinosaurs!

You own being huge. You are the hugest guy around, without a doubt. Even really huge people whimper at your hugeness. And you are made of really huge robot dinosaurs. Huge. You are so huge it takes five power rangers to control you. And you can mash anything. Even mounds of foam rubber the size of cities. Because you're huge.

Posted by: Famous P at March 28, 2004 12:54 PM

This is obviously one uncannily accurate 'net quiz!

Posted by: ambimb at March 28, 2004 04:55 PM

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