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September 24, 2004

A Horse Is A Vehicle Of Course

You've probably seen this story about Pennsylvania Supreme Court Justice Michael Eakin's rhyming dissent in a recent case deciding whether the state's drunk driving law could be applied to a man on a horse. The majority said a horse was not a vehicle, but Justice Eakin disagreed to the tune of the theme song of “Mr. Ed”:
“A horse is a horse, of course, of course, but the Vehicle Code does not divorce its application from, perforce, a steed as my colleagues said. ”'It's not vague,' I'll say until I'm hoarse, and whether a car, a truck or horse this law applies with equal force, and I'd reverse instead.“
We need more judges like Justice Eakin. Then again, maybe one is enough.

Posted September 24, 2004 09:02 AM | law general


Ah, yes... but a cow is not a motor vehicle. Although, I bet you will never guess why... :)

Posted by: -Dave! at September 24, 2004 03:31 PM

that's awesome! i'd write rhyming opinions for my judge if i were a clerk. or, then, i mean, i'd write rhyming opinions if i were a judge. :)

Posted by: monica at September 24, 2004 08:03 PM

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