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Norrell & Strange, Unfortunate Events Into the Forest of Middlesex
Since school starts again today (oh yay), I figure this is my last chance to recount the


How true! The tone and the little stylistic traits of a) warning the reader repeatedly that this is a horrible story in which terrible things happen to small children, and b) defining a word Snicket thinks his young readers may not recognize, are endearing trademarks of the whole series. But while I found most of the three books I read to be very well-written, I had to quibble with the the resolution of the first one. --- Caution: Spoiler ahead! --- If you haven't read this book and would like to, please skip the next three paragraphs! Also, if you haven't seen the movie and plan to, I'm guessing the following might give something away about that, too. The resolution of The Bad Beginning's central dilemma turns on what Klaus learns from reading these awful law books because it allows him and the other Baudelaire children to convince Justice Strauss to annul Violet's wedding to Count Olaf. By the judge's reasoning, the law requires a party to a wedding to sign a wedding document “in her own hand,” but since Violet is right-handed and she signed the document with her left, then she didn't sign in “her own hand,” and therefore the wedding is invalid. Obviously, this is a fairly weak and unsatisfying resolution to the problem, and Snicket seemed to feel that way, too, because he tries to explain it away:There are many, many types of books in the world, which makes good sense, because there are many, many, types of people, and everybody wants to read something different. For instance, people who hate stories in which terrible things happen to small children should put this book down immediately. But one type of book that practically no one likes to read is a book about the law. Books about the law are notorious for being very long, very dull, and very difficult to read. This is one reason many lawyers make heaps of money. The money is an incentive—the word “incentive” here means “an offered reward to persuade you to do something you don't want to do”—to read long, dull, and difficult books. (83-4)
Um, really? I mean, sure, many things in the law turn on technicalities, but would the law really say that a person's “own hand” is only the dominant hand with which he/she generally signs his/her name? Maybe, but it still seemed weak to me. Maybe I've just spent too long in law school, or maybe not long enough. --- End Spoiler --- But even if the Lemony Snicket books may only get law mostly right (and who am I to say?), they still might teach young readers a good deal, especially in the way they attempt to expand their readers' vocabulary by defining words like “incentive” and putting them into context. One word I learned from the second book is “brummagem,” which “is such a rare word for 'fake' that even Klaus didn't know what it meant” (91). Did you?Unless you are a lawyer, it will probably strike you as odd that Count Olaf's plan was defeated by Violet signing with her left hand instead of her right. But the law is an odd thing. For instance, one country in Europe has a law that requires all its bakers to sell bread at the exact same price. A certain island has a law that forbids anyone from removing its fruit. And a town not too far from where you live has a law that bars me from coming within five miles of its borders. Had Violet signed the marriage contract with her right hand, the law would have made her a miserable contessa, but because she signed it with her left, she remained, to her relief, a miserable orphan.

Posted January 10, 2005 07:39 AM | ai books
I loved every bit of Middlesex. Eugenides is able to juggle multiple sources of inspiration better than most authors, yet he keeps it from turning academic. It's very nice.
Posted by: Curtis at January 10, 2005 08:43 AM
I like the idea of listening to Jonathan Strange on a road trip. Maybe I'll see if the library has the CDs.
As for "in one's own hand," maybe it would be a little more palatable if you defined it as "in one's own handwriting." If you're not using your dominant hand, your writing is unlikely to look anything like your real signature. So even if you scrawled your name using your dominant hand, or drew it in hieroglyphics, it wouldn't count as being in your own hand.
Posted by: CM at January 10, 2005 10:40 AM
I like the idea of listening to Jonathan Strange on a long road trip. Maybe I'll see if the library has the CDs.
As for "in one's own hand," maybe it would be more palatable if you defined it as "in one's own handwriting." If you write your name using your non-dominant hand, it's unlikely to look anything like your real signature. Likewise, if you used your dominant hand but scrawled your name, or drew it in hieroglyphics, it wouldn't count as signing it in your own hand.
Posted by: CM at January 10, 2005 10:42 AM
Eugenides for Prez '08. Wait.. scratch that idea.. given how long it takes him to write he'd start running in '08 for the election of 2020.
Posted by: musclehead at January 10, 2005 04:45 PM
I'm glad you enjoyed Middlesex. I have Jonathan Strange here right now, but I haven't gotten to it. Instead I'm knee deep in Alexander Hamilton, which is surprisingly good so far.
Posted by: Beanie at January 10, 2005 08:58 PM