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April 25, 2005

Fed Courts Fu

Remember that moment in The Matrix when they're training Neo how to fight? At one point, supposedly after ten hours straight, he wakes up and looks at Morpheus and, somewhat shocked, he says “I know kung fu!”

I wish studying for law school finals was like that. I would love for someone to plug something into the back of my head that would allow me to wake up three minutes later and say “I know fed courts!”

Unfortunately, the matrix has me so I guess I'll just have to keep studying.

Posted April 25, 2005 09:17 PM | 2L

LOL! What an awesome idea! I keep hoping that somehow this whole osmosis idea will work! :)

Posted by: Denise at April 26, 2005 04:50 AM

Whose to say that the subjective experience of time passing for Neo wasn't equally tedious and boring as the studying you're doing. Which is to say, THIS IS THE PROGRAM!!! BWAHA-HA-HA-HA!!!

Posted by: Famous P. at April 26, 2005 11:42 AM

Now during my finals when I can't think of something, I'm going to remember the celebrity jeopary on SNL where (I think) Tobey Maguire says "I know kung fu." Of course, Will Farrell responds with, "for the last time, no you don't."

Posted by: Curtis at April 26, 2005 07:38 PM

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