My favorite part was reporting this to the police. It was like this:
“Yeah, I need to report an act of vandalism,” I said.
“What's your name and the address?” (I give them.) “Do you have any suspects?” (Uh, no.) “Ok, well, we won't send anyone over if you don't have any suspects. Here's a report number for your insurance. Have a nice day.”
Now that's what I call great police work! I realize they have more important things to worry about and there's probably not much they can do, but still...