A Metro rider holds head in hand as the conductor announces all trains are stopped on the yellow line for some unexplicable reason. That's National Airport outside the window. This train sat on a sort of unlikely angle (the track is curved at this point so the track is banked) for about five minutes before we started moving again.

*The title of this post comes from a Capital Steps song sung to the tune of Evlis's “In the Ghetto.” I can't find it on any of their albums and I don't think the song is online, but I heard at at their April Fools special this year (after they'd completed the part that was going to air on radio). Trust me, for those who ride the D.C. Metro, the song was priceless!